322: Mark Twain

“He would go to Halifax for half a chance to show off and he would go to hell for a whole one.” —Mark Twain

Twain was speaking of Winston Churchill — the American novelist, not the British statesman. Twain would be giddy to know that the American one is forgotten.

321: AC/DC

“I’m on the highway to hell (Highway to hell)/I’m on the highway to hell (Highway to hell) / Don’t stop me.” —AC/DC

There are exits every 6.66 miles.

320: Don Dickerman

“Love: A season’s pass on the shuttle between heaven and hell.” —Don Dickerman

Trains leave hourly.