301: Shakespeare (2 Henry VI)

“O war! thou son of Hell!” —Shakespeare (2 Henry VI)

Really, isn’t hell more the father?

300: Randy Cassingham

“If you want to understand politics, study hell.” —Randy Cassingham

And, obviously, vice versa.

299: Dorothy Parker

“What fresh hell can this be?” —Dorothy Parker

What she said when her doorbell rang (not, as often misquoted, “What fresh hell is this?”)