298: Brian Clark

“The shortest distance between two points is through Hell.” —Brian Clark

That’s only because that’s where one usually starts their journey.

297: Will Carleton

“To appreciate heaven well, it’s good for a person to have some fifteen minutes of hell.” —Will Carleton

Oh, we all have had that already.

296: Adam Osborne

“There’ll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people.” —Adam Osborne

But then, his company’s first computer only had floppies.