296: Adam Osborne

“There’ll be a special place in hell for the tape back-up people.” —Adam Osborne

But then, his company’s first computer only had floppies.

295: Elinor Wylie

“I am better able to imagine hell than heaven; it is my inheritance, I suppose.” —Elinor Wylie

Aspire to a better will.

294: Richard Nixon

“They say, ‘Gee, you look great.’ That means they thought you looked like hell before.” —Richard Nixon

Though to be fair, he did.