218: Unknown

“Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.” —Unknown

He promised to identify himself! (But hell: probably every parent would say this.)

217: Dr. Emmett Brown

“The appropriate question is WHEN the hell are they.” —Dr. Emmett Brown in Back to the Future

Great Scott!

216: Charles Bukowski

“If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.” —Charles Bukowski

Thankfully you have Caller I.D.