251: Edwin Louis Cole

“Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.” —Edwin Louis Cole

Which it will be is mostly under your control.

250: Bertrand Russell

“The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell.” —Bertrand Russell

It’s easy to invent something better.

249: Elbert Hubbard

“Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.” —Elbert Hubbard

Guess what? Your friends probably disagree with you.