203: Robert Burton

“One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is, and that’s his plague.” —Robert Burton

Bob was a lot of laughs at parties.

202: Isaac Asimov

“I don’t believe in an afterlife, so I don’t have to spend my whole life fearing hell, or fearing heaven even more.” —Isaac Asimov

It is rather freeing.

201: Ashley Montagu

“Hell has been described as a pocket edition of Chicago.” —Ashley Montagu

Mostly by him.