308: Homer

“Oh, woman, woman! When to ill thy mind is bent, all Hell contains no fouler fiend.” —Homer

Except maybe for the men.

307: Robert Burton

“If there be a hell upon earth it is to be found in a melancholy man’s heart.” —Robert Burton

The women have it too, bub.

306: Marquis De Sade

“For mortal men there is but one hell, and that is the folly and wickedness and spite of his fellows.” —Marquis De Sade

They dish it out, but demand not to get splattered.