294: Richard Nixon

“They say, ‘Gee, you look great.’ That means they thought you looked like hell before.” —Richard Nixon

Though to be fair, he did.

293: Louise Bogan

“Childhood prolonged cannot remain a fairyland. It becomes a hell.” —Louise Bogan

So, grow up.

292: Samuel Beckett

“Let me go to hell, that’s all I ask, and go on cursing them there, and them look down and hear me.” —Samuel Beckett

That would be his heaven.