009: Victor Hugo

“Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.” —Victor Hugo
“Hell is an outrage on humanity. When you tell me that your deity made you in his image, I reply that he must have been very ugly.” —Victor Hugo

008: Milton

“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)
“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)

007: Unknown

“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown
“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown