008: Milton

“Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven.” —Milton (Paradise Lost)

007: Unknown

“Hell is a place where the motorists are French, the policemen are German, and the cooks are English.” —Unknown

006: The Dead Milkmen

“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (“Methodist Coloring Book”)