006: The Dead Milkmen

“You’ve got a Methodist Coloring Book / And you color really well / But don’t color outside the lines / Or God will send you to hell.” —The Dead Milkmen (“Methodist Coloring Book”)

005: Shakespeare

“Hell is empty and all the devils are here.” —Shakespeare (The Tempest)

004: Billy Joel

“I’d rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun.” —Billy Joel