The Crazed Church Lady
I'm in a play where my character is a somewhat crazy Church Lady. While she doesn't tell anyone flat out that they're going to Hell, it's obvious from what other characters say about her that she has in the past. So at the cast party the second night, I handed everyone in the cast a GOOHF card "for dealing with Norma and any other Normas in your life." Went over like gangbusters, and it couldn't have been a more perfect gift -- better than carnations!
Deirdre, Ohio