The Blind Leading the Blind
Here I was, on the street, tagging along with my guide dog to do some nice shopping and errands on a nice day. I am totally blind. Walking along, I was suddenly broadsided by both a human and a shopping cart.
Being nice about it, and guessing that I probably wasn't the one who did the broadside, I said "Sorry. Didn't mean to smash you." "Go to hell. Just go to hell!!" was the yelled and snarled retort. "Hold on." I said, reaching into my pocket, and handed over a card. "Huh????" He said examining the card. "You sent me there, now I'm out." I said. "Huh???" he said again, probably clueless and with a blank look, I guess. "Yah, huh indeed!" I said, walking on my way.
Paul, Colorado