Our Cards Make a Statement.

Randy Cassingham’s mission in life is to get people to think. His e-mail magazine This is True® — free subscriptions since 1994 — is the flagship for that: the weird-but-true stories entertain (so people will read it), but over time, you can’t help but think about the issues raised. Years ago, a reader thought a 100-word story about the Chinese art of feng shui was “anti-Christian” and that therefore, because he wrote it, Randy is (without a doubt!) going to hell.

So much for thinking. But Randy thought that if a self-appointed moralist could condemn people to hell with the snap of her mind, he certainly had the power to get them out again. Thus the Get Out of Hell Free (or “GOOHF”) card was born. Designed by Randy himself, he offered them to his readers for the cost of their production and mailing — and they went wild, ordering 100, 500, and more at a time ...and then coming back for more.

(Read the complete story of the GOOHF card’s origin and why Randy thinks they are so popular. Also, you can read stories about how people react to getting a card.)

Eternal Uses. Someone at the door interrupting dinner wants to convert you? No need, you can tell them: you’re already saved. They’ll be trying to figure out the card as the door slams. Want a great way to tell your boss you quit? A GOOHF card says it all. A nasty customer is rude to a sales clerk? Starting your transaction by handing her a card will make her day (waitresses especially love them). They are a lot of fun to hand out! Randy’s given away many thousands, and still enjoys it. Hence our slogan: Sin all you want, we’ll print more.

 
Get some right now: GOOHF cards are business card-sized (2"x3.5") and printed in USA on heavy glossy card stock. They’re just $12 per pack of 100 cards with free shipping. Save! For large quantities, Jumbo Packs are available for your mass salvation needs, shipped by Priority Mail in the U.S., still for free!

GOOHF Stickers! Sheets of 25 1"x1.6" stickers are perfect for your mail, books, locker, shirt and other spots. Just $5 for five sheets — 125 stickers in all! (and free shipping as with cards).

And more! Travel mugs, laser-engraved sticky note holders, static-cling window decals, and other items: check our shopping cart for all of the available GOOHF Goodies, including our popular plastic GOOHF cards. Returning by Christmas: GOOHF t-shirts.

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